Many people believe that the Bhagavad-Gita is a holy scripture, and why not? It’s the song of the Lord, right? It’s about a conversation between good shepherd Krishna trying to save the herd, and demigod-princeling Arjuna, a warrior-lamb who lost his way. Mighty Arjuna doesn’t want to press the big red button that will destroy everything he holds dear, but by the time Krishna’s done with him, he’ll smash that button like a coked-up gameshow contestant — “Armageddon for the Win!”