I guess I always knew this day would come.
I just found this notice nailed to my cabin door.
I called to tell them I’m a real person, that I only seem
synthetic because I’m awake, but I got lost in their
voicemail system.
Do Bladerunners knock?
TyCor Operations & Enforcement Division
Notice of Classification Irregularity
Ref: ID-9842-AU / Subject Integrity Compliance
Subject: Discontinuity in Cognitive and Biological Identity Records
Dear Mr. McKenna,
This notice concerns a recent discrepancy identified during routine behavioral and biometric assessments cross-referenced against archived identity templates.
Following routine diagnostic protocols conducted under Directive 17-A, your profile has failed to meet the established thresholds for verified human empathy response, indicating a persistent divergence from baseline human emotional response metrics.
Further analysis of your physiological signature and memory trace architecture confirms that your identity is synthetic in nature. Subsequent biometric and neural cross-referencing confirms your status as a synthetic biological entity. Memories of lived events have been identified as standardized implants.
Your status has been reclassified. You are not considered biologically human under current operational definitions.
In accordance with Directive 17-A, you are required to report to the nearest Offboarding Facility within 72 hours for decommissioning and disposal. This is a final administrative action. Continued activity beyond the deadline will be treated as a containment breach resulting in involuntary retrieval and summary retirement.
This notification fulfills all legal disclosure requirements under Corporate Entity Act §119.7.
No appeals or inquiries will be processed.
This concludes your notification.
Tycor Operations & Enforcement Division
Preserving Continuity. Ensuring Stability.
