I didn’t wake up one morning and decide to found the religion of truth, (formally Aletheology, informally Jedvaita), I just realized that I knew everything and had a knack for writing, and, voila!, the one and only truth-based religion. Sure, it’s just a gag, but in stark contrast to all those other religions and belief systems, this gag is true and provides the key to everything. That key is not-two. That’s it, that’s the whole thing. The rest is just a whole lotta processing.