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It is a mistake to think you can solve
any major problems just with potatoes.
We are strangers sharing a park bench. I glance your way and happen to notice a crow enthusiastically pecking out your left eyeball. You catch me observing your predicament.
“Sir,” you plead, “could you please prevail upon this crow to stop pecking out my left eyeball?”
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"If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works,
the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat."