Okay, so let me tell you about Voltaire. Picture this: it’s the 1700s, and there’s this guy in France named François-Marie Arouet, but he’s like, “That name’s too basic,” so he rebrands as Voltaire. He’s basically the ultimate rebel intellectual of his time. Think of him as the OG troublemaker who used his words instead of TikToks to roast people and call out injustice.