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I’m never really wrong because I never really say
anything. You’re the one who says everything.
I’m not saying anything so there’s nothing for me to
be wrong about. My job is easy, I just say you’re always
wrong so I’m always right.
Some things I think are fiction you think are real, so that’s a difference. Like you think some dreams are more real than others, like the daily news is more real and Scooby-Doo is less real, but it’s all the same amount of real. The moon and a picture of the moon and the idea of the moon are all exactly the same amount of real. Even if you put the moon in your mouth and chew on it, it’s still the same amount of real. I know that sounds wrong but it’s right.
