Don’t eat anything your great-great
grandmother wouldn’t recognize as food.Michael Pollan
First off, disregard everything I’m about to say about health and diet. I have no idea what the hell I’m talking about. I don’t know if they’re still making grandmothers like they used to, but if they are, you’d probably be much better off listening to her than me. That being said, I don’t like to let ignorance keep me from pontificating on a subject, so let’s begin.